Teks Spoof : Penguin In The Park

Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; "What should I do?" The policeman replied; "Take it to the zoo!". The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; "Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn't you take it to the zoo?" The man replied; "I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie"

Teks Spoof : Nasreddin's Coat

One day Nasreddin had been invited to the dinner party. He went to the party by wearing old clothes.

When he arrived in the party, nobody looked at him and nobody gave him a seat. He got no food in the party so he went home and change his clothes.

Next he put on his best clothes. He wore his newest coat and went to the party again. The host at once got up and came to meet him. The host offered him the best table and gave him a good seat and served him the best food.

Nasreddin sat and put off his coat. He put his coat and said; “Eat the food, Coat!” the hosts and guests were very surprised and asked Nareddin; “What are you doing?” Nasreddin replied calmly; “When I came here with my old clothes, nobody looked at me. Then I went home and put on my best clothes. I came back in my newest coat and you all give me this best food and drink. So, you give food to my coat instead of me”. Getting Nasreddin's answer, they just shook the head.

Teks Spoof : Private Conversation

Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting. But I didn't enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking loudly. I got very angry. I couldn't hear a word. I turned round. I looked at the man angrily. They didn't pay any attention.In the end, I couldn't bear it. I turned round again. 'I can't hear a word!' I said angrily. 'It's none of your business,' the young man said rudely. 'This is a private conversation!'

Contoh Teks Spoof Beserta Soal Lalu Jawaban

Last week I took my five-year old son, Willy, to a musical instrument store in my hometown. I wanted to buy him a set of junior drum because his drum teacher advised me to buy him one. Willy likes listening to music very much. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know. Even his questions sometimes seem precocious for a boy of his age. He is very inquisitive.

We went there by car. On the way, we saw a policeman standing near a traffic light regulating the passing cars and other vehicles. He blew his whistle now and then.

Seeing the policeman blowing his whistle, Willy asked me at once, "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle, not a drum?"

Hearing his unexpected question I answered reluctantly, "Because he is not Phil Collins!"

1.  What does the text talk about........

A.   Willy and his new drum.
B.     Phil Collins and his drum.
C.     A policeman and his whistle.
D.     Willy's drum private teacher.
E.     The writer's five-year old son.

2. From the text above we know that Willy is a/n........ boy.

A.   smart
B.    funny
C.    stupid
D.    childish
E.    annoying

3. Which sentence makes the text a funny story ........

A.      He is very inquisitive.
B.      "Because he is not Phil Collins".
C.      He blew his whistle now and then.
D.      He also likes asking me everything he wants to know.
E.       "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle not a drum?"

Contoh Teks Spoof Beserta Soal Beserta Jawaban Blonde & Lawyer

The Blonde and the Lawyer

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.


1. The story tells us about …
a. A plane which a blonde and a lawyer took.
b. A lawyer who played a game with a blonde.
c. A lawyer who bet on something with a blonde.
d. A blonde who was tricked by a lawyer.
e. A blonde who lost her money.

2. What did the lawyer want to play with the blonde?
a. hide and seek
b. chicken limbo
c. jump rope
d. guessing game
e. scrabble

3. What was the rule of the game finally?
a. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $5.00, and vise versa.
b. If the blonde could not answer the question, she should pay $5.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he should pay $500.00.
c. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00, and vise versa.
d. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $5.00.
e. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $500.00. If the blonde could not answer his question, she did not have to pay him.

4. How much money did the blonde benefit from the game?
a. $5.00
b. $50.00
c. $500.00
d. $510.00
e. $490.00

5. Who was cleverer, the blonde or the lawyer?
a. the blonde
b. the lawyer
c. none of them was clever.
d. Both were clever.
e. They were the same.

6. The word “miffed’ in the last paragraph has the similar meaning to…
a. shy
b. happy
c. generous
d. doubt
e. angry

Teks spoof beserta soal beserta jawaban
Spoof text beserta jawaban
Teks spoof beserta kunci jawaban
Contoh spoof text
Contoh soal teks spoof

Contoh Spoof Text A Young Lady Beserta Soal, Pertanyaan

Spoof Text

A Young Lady

A pretty, well-dressed young lady stopped a taxi in a big square, and said to the driver, 'Do you see that young man at the other side of this square?'

'Yes,' said the taxi -driver. The young man was standing outside a restaurant and looking impatiently at his watch every few seconds.

'Take me over there,' said the young lady.

There were a lot of cars and buses and trucks in the square, so the taxi-driver asked, 'Are you afraid to cross the street?'

'Oh, no' said the young lady. 'But I have been forty five minutes late. I said that I would meet that young man for lunch at one o'clock, and it is now a quarter to two. If I arrive in a taxi, it will seem as if I have tried not to be too late.

Taken from: L.A. HILL. 1979. Hong Kong: Oxford University Press

Difficult words:
-  well-dressed  = berpakaian rapi
-  square  = alun-alun
-  other side  = sisi lain
-  impatiently  = dengan tidak sabar
-  afraid  = takut
-  arrive  = tiba
-  as if  = seolah-olah

A.  Circle T if the statement is True and F if it is False.
  T    F 1.  A pretty, well-dressed young lady stopped a taxi in a big square.
  T    F 2.  The young lady was standing outside a restaurant looking impatiently.
  T    F 3.  There were a lot of cars and buses and trucks in the square.
  T    F 4.  The young lady was afraid to cross the street.
  T    F 5.  The young lady was an hour late to meet the young man.

B.  Answer the following questions based on the text above.
1.  How was the lady in this story?
2.  Where did she go to?
3.  Whom did she want to meet?
4.  Where was this person?
5.  How long had the man been waiting for the lady?
6.   What did she meet the man for?
7.  What time should the lady meet the young man?
8.   Why did she want to arrive in a taxi?

Questions by Nifatul Aula, an English teacher of vocational high school in Bondowoso, Indonesia.

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Spoof Text Beserta Soal Lagi Jawaban (Toilet Bus)

Spoof Text Beserta Soal beserta Jawaban (toilet bus)

Rearrange the following sentences into the correct and meaningful paragraph

1. Everyone stared at me, I scrambled back into the toilet and didn't come out for a long time, I was so embarrassed.
2. On the way, I felt the urgent need to use the bus toilet.
3. The bus hit a bump and then the door flew open.
4. Last holiday, my class made a trip to Anyer.
5. I stumbled out into the aisle, exposing myself to all the bus passengers.
6. We rented a bus to take us there.
7. I was sure that I had locked the door by turning the handle, but as soon as I slipped off my pants.

A. 7-2-3-4-1-5-6
B. 6-4-7-2-3-1-5
C. 3-5-4-2-7-1-6
D. 5-6-2-3-1-4-7
E. 4-6-2-7-3-5-1

Model Soal Lain dengan teks yg sama

This text is for questions 1 to 5.

Last holiday, my class made a trip to Anyer. We rented a bus to take us there. On the way, I felt the urgent need to use the bus toilet.

I was sure that I had locked the door by turning the handle, but as soon as I slipped off my pants. The bus hit a bump and then the door flew open. I stumbled out into the aisle, exposing myself to all the bus passengers. Everyone stared at me, I scrambled back into the toilet and didn’t come out for a long time, I was so embarrassed.

What a trip to remember!

1. What does the text tells us about?
A. My holiday trip.
B. My trip to Anyer.
C. My holiday to Anyer.
D. My experience in Anyer.
E. My memorable holiday.

2. What does the second paragraph tell us about?
A. The embarrassed accident in the bus.
B. The unforgettable experience.
C. The dangerous accident.
D. The mysterious travel.
E. The interesting trip.

3. “I scrambled back into the toilet” (Paragraph 2)
The underlined word means . . .
A. moved quickly
B. run faster.
C. climbed soon.
D. competed hard.
E. raced rapidly.

4. Where did the story happen?
a. In front of the bus door
b. Last holiday in Anyer
c. In the bus on the way to Anyer
d. During a vacation in Anyer
e. Inside a toilet in Anyer

5. According to the story, which statement is true?
a. The writer went to Anyer alone
b. The writer felt ashamed during the trip to Anyer
c. The writer was shy to come out from the bus
d. The door of the bus flew open when I was slipping off my pants
e. The bus passengers stared at the writer because the writer didn’t come out for a long time